Post 8 Leaves Nixon the Victor. #Winning

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8. Gabriel Reynolds

Sunday

Grumpy: bagel time.. hell yes it has been so long since ive had a bagel

Grumpy: damn tomorrow is monday

Monday

Grumpy: ugh monday

Grumpy: haha sleepy fell asleep during his drivers test.. figures

Tuesday

Grumpy: a loving god would not make mornings a thing

Grumpy: watching house with doc.. I think he has a gay boner for taub haha

Grumpy: how i met your mother is a terrible show

Wednesday

Grumpy: hump day ugh

Grumpy: sneezy just got back from the doctor … been sneezin a lot

Grumpy: turns out its herpes

Grumpy: how the hell does sneezy get laid

Thursday

Grumpy: tomatoes are evil

Grumpy: so dopey just got locked out of the house again… remember kids, don’t do drugs

Friday

Grumpy: disney world tomorrow woot woot rebecca black got nothing on me

Grumpy: ate bashfuls leftover mexican… not like he’ll say anything

Saturday

Grumpy: hate long drives... especially when happy picks the music… i want to kill the whole cast of glee several times in a row right now

Grumpy: disney world hell yes this is happening

Grumpy: WHAT THE FUCKING HELL I AM NOT TOO SHORT TO GO ON YOUR FUCKING ROLLER COASTER DO YOU KNOW WHO I FUCKING AM IM LIKE YOUR FUCKING MASCOT AAAAH FUCKKKKKKKK

Grumpy: MY CONTRACT FORBIDS ME TO SAY THIS BUT IF IT DIDN’T REST ASSURED I WOULD BE SAYING FUCK DISNEY WORLD RIGHT ABOUT NOW

Grumpy: FUCK

Grumpy: EVERY

Grumpy: FUCKING

Grumpy: THING

Grumpy: GAAAAAAAAAAH

8. Gregory M.

Kierkegaard V2: Rams are some seriously stupid animals. Also mom’s condition isn’t getting any better… Gonna go get some drink to forget about it.  

Kierkegaard V2: Worst night in a long time. Woke up surrounded by men I didn’t know! They wouldn’t listen to anything I said, just started fighting me. Gave them a solid beating. Killed a couple.

Kierkegaard V2: Feeling lonelier than ever. Even mom won’t talk to me. #Nothing

Kierkegaard V2: Got assaulted by my neighbor today! Fought back for a while but the bastard was so pathetic I carried him home. Didn’t leave a scratch on me.

Kierkegaard V2: Had enough of this war. Neighbors have been more hostile, attacking each other and even me! But I’ve got control over them still, I’m their maker. Ate a few of them too.

Kierkegaard V2: Some guys from Denmark got here today. What a leader they had! Arms like pillars… Think I’ll go investigate tonight, maybe kill him. #Nothing