or over the actual song.
(Message to) The Atheist [Turn Ma Swag On Parody]
By Nixon Ball
Good Words, Spread 'Em!
Uhave2 hop up out dat bed
Turn your brain off
Take a look in da mirror say "I got faith, I got faith"
Yeah… I'm getting saved… Ah(men)
Hop up out dat bed
Turn your sense off
Take a look in da mirror say "I believe, I believe"
Yeah… I'm getting saved… Ah(men)
Turn my brain offff.
It's my turn to lift him up! Yeah, yeah.
I got my Christ on, neglected facts ah
My parents lift him up! Yeah, yeah.
I got a question: Why you hating on God?
I got a question: Why you questioning it?
There ain't nothing to it, just accept what your told.
You've just got to believe, just know in your heart.
Give thought up! Ah(men) Give reason up! Ah(men)
When I was 5 years old
They put it in muh head, I'ma die for my loohhd[lord]
{Good Words, Spread 'Em}
Hop up in dat pew
Turn your brain off
Take a look in da hymnal say "Wasup, Jesus?"
Yeah I'm talking to Him. Ah(men)
Hop up in dat pew
Turn your sense off
Take a look in da bible say "That's fact, That's fact
Itsss…. A hist'ry book Ah(men)
I've got it right.
I know a lot of y'all have different beliefs. Buuuuuttt….. Buutttt...
You all are wrong…..
All of ya'll are going straight to hell…. YEAAAAAHHHHHH…. YEAAAAHHH.
Jesus told the world his story, he's the son of God
All those other religions are wrong, you know they crazy. YEAAAHH… YEAHHHH..
Now they all say crazy things, they tell you lies
They say there gods have many arms, or are animals! That's messed up. YEAAAAAH…… YEAHHHHHH.
{Good Words, Spread 'Em}
Hop up in dat pew
Turn your brain off
Take a look in da hymnal say "Wasup, Jesus?"
Yeah I'm talking to Him. Ah(men)
Hop up in dat pew
Turn your sense off
Take a look in da bible say "That's fact, That's fact
Itsss…. A hist'ry book Ah(men)
Since this is a rather cheap and sad attempt at comedy.....
Refer yourself to my potpourri in the comment attached to this post.
There you will see another sad but slightly less cheap attempt at comedy
The Atheist
ReplyDeleteBy Nixon Ball
There was a man who claimed to be
Pefect, wise, and of course Holy
He called himself the Son of Man,
He said "If I can't do it my dad, God can"
Another man killed another race,
A group of people, different in the face
When ask why he thought it was ok to do
He simply replied "A voice told me to"
A third man dragged his son up a hill
With knives, a stone, and a robe he was dressed to kill
But then suddenly after they had reached the top
A great voice told him he should stop
And these are the stories of these three
The stories seem familiar to me
But these men's names are Joe, Zack, and Ray
All three of them have been locked away.
We all live in a society of delusion, a society of delusion, a society of delusion
(3x)
Since Jesus was born as a man
Don't you think it would hit the fan,
If people thought about what that must mean
Then they wouldn't believe, it would seem.
Is it true that Jesus was of a virgin born
Or that Joseph should have, a condom worn?
Or perhaps God gave her his seed,
Making him a naughty God indeed.
And without hitting Him with emasculation,
perhaps He had already planned her ovulation,
That in order to create the Lord of Nations
Mary artificially received His immaculation.
Now in the pews we get our indoctrination
And forget all our Education.
[Chorus]