Sunday, February 20, 2011

7. Nixon Ball

Andrew David Evans

Mr. Andrew David Evans of Chapel Hill and Cary, NC was pronounced dead at 11:49 February 20th, 2011 . Born March 22, 1991 to JP and Nancy Evans. The coroners announcement followed almost three months of ambiuguity in regards to his condition and whereabouts. Close friends first noted his ailing condition in Week 0 when his post seemed weak and frail. In the following weeks his activity dropped and disappeared. In life Evans was noted for his acute senses and ability to note the disturbance of objects in his immediate surroundings, even if not present for the event. Evans also gained some notoriety for having shot a six on hole 8 at Kentwood Disc Golf Course in Raleigh. He is remembered as a strong and manly gentleman with a superb sense of style. The Virginia native is survived by one post and and a wasted account on blogspot. No Funeral services to be held.




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