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Starvograd's Bridal and Other Catalog Services. 1878 Maroonlamp Street, St. Petersburg.
While I appreciate the speedy 4 week delivery when I opened my crate at the dock I was quite dissatisfied with your product. It seems that the product did not survive the shipping processes, in fact she seems quite lifeless. I demand full refund or replacement within the month, or I will pursue legal action.
James Buchanan, President US
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